Site Autopsy
Not slow. Not ugly. Broken — text drawn in a colour nobody can read, a hero video that never loads, buttons wired to nothing, a page that is blank to anything without JavaScript. None of it shows up in Analytics. All of it costs you customers.
I measure the page as a browser actually draws it, at three screen sizes, and send you a report where every line reproduces.
A real report, on a real site
A well-known Latvian attraction with a site that looks completely fine. Fourteen seconds of measurement found this:
media failed to load — .../ItfgmIpNZ8GWRrMvELXYaIQNaPGkiV3V4U7VkQPU.mp4
The hero video never arrives. The first thing every visitor is meant to see.
1.06:1 contrast (needs 3.0:1) — 80px/700 <h1>
The headline is six percent brighter than what is behind it.
with JS disabled the page shows 0% of its text (0 vs 4682 chars)
To a crawler, a link preview, or a bad connection, the page is empty.
Every one of those is measured, not an opinion, and reproduces with one command.
Read the full report →What gets measured
No opinions about your design. No lecture about your colour palette. The audit reads the rendered page, never the source, so it works the same on WordPress, Webflow, Shopify or something your nephew wrote in 2016.
Price
I would rather show you the report than describe it, so the first page costs nothing and there is nothing to sign up for.
If the free report finds nothing worth fixing, I will say so and you will not hear from me again.
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